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Pick at the pops: 26 November 2007

Boy George and Shakira

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Has the world gone mad? We’ve just heard the news that Shakira is causing civil war in Afghanistan (another one?) because a local TV station broadcast some footage of one of her live shows, whipping up some of the more radical elements into a bit of a rage. One can only assume Wyclef Jean was in it.

And that’s not all: in the week that Amy Winehouse was accused of killing a pet hamster belonging to the lead singer of Palladium (no, us neither), New Romantic repeat offender Boy George was up in court to face charges of falsely imprisoning a 28-year-old male escort. “Do you really want to hurt me?” the escort might have asked. “Bow down mister” was possibly George’s reply.

Getting back to reality, it’s Reality TV! It appears the Spice Girls reunion shows are in danger of being derailed because Mel B – the one who looks as if she’s been replaced with an automaton this time around – has reached the final of US TV show Dancing With The Stars. The nail-biting showdown with Marie Osmond (!) takes place this week and may “distract” our Mel.

Mind you, no one’s going to care, are they? On its full release, comeback single ‘Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)’ has hobbled to No.11 in the charts. Oh dearie me. Not to mention the fact that their gig tickets are selling for half-price online. OH DEARIE ME.

Speaking of “going mad”, we’ll leave the last word to the fragrant Joss Stone: “Well, I’m sorry but I like my pink hair.” Joss this week reacted to all those made-up newspapers that have taken the time to “blast” her hair dye. We must have missed all those seething editorials.

Matthew Horton